Clambert Finds His Fartsy Friend

11/22/2020

It was a cold, dreary morning when Clambert Bubber found himself staring at the ceiling while laying on his bed. He had tossed and turned during his sleep, worried about something really important:

Where did my friend Fartsy go??

It had been almost a week without Fartsy, and Clambert was really worried he may never see his friend again. Maybe he was hiding under the covers? Clambert rolled out of his bed and quickly pulled the blanket off the bed! But no signs of Fartsy.

Maybe he was hiding in the toilet! Clambert rushed to the bathroom and threw the toilet cover up, ready to surprise Farsty with a loud “I FOUND YOU!” But Farsty was nowhere to be seen.

Maybe he was in the kitchen with Toeman, Clambert’s older brother and a world-class Yoshi rider! Clambert finished brushing his teeth, changed his clothes, made sure his bed was made and room was clean, then zoomed to the kitchen with a huge smile on his face.

“Toeman, stop hogging Fartsy!!” Clambert yelled enthusiastically. But alas, Toeman was by himself at the table eating his usual cereal bowl and finishing his math homework. Toeman was VERY good at math.

Clambert hung his head, still sad he had apparently lost his Fartsy friend.

What should I do now, he wondered, trying to think of ways he could bring Fartsy back.

Out of ideas, Clambert decided to eat his breakfast in the hopes some fresh energy would help him solve this smelly problem! He loaded up a big bowl with Captain Crunch and whole milk, and just for funsies, put a slice of leftover sausage pizza on a plate and into the microwave. When the food was all ready, Clambert sat down at the table, put a napkin on his lap like his Mom had taught him (in case of a mess) and started eating.

All of a sudden, he heard a familiar rumble...Fartsy, is that YOU?

As Clambert kept eating, the rumbling grew louder and closer. Was Fartsy hiding under the table this whole time? Clambert peaked, but saw no one. So he kept eating.

Then, a familiar smell crept into Clambert’s nose...Fartsy, is that YOU?

As Clambert finished his cereal milk, the rumblings and smells grew stronger. Wait a minute...has he been hiding in my pants this WHOLE TIME?? Clambert stood up, excited to pull his pants down and catch his friend Fartsy red-handed. As he stood up and pulled his pants down, Clambert felt a WHOOOOSH rush through his body...and Fartsy appeared with a delighted scream!

Finally, Clambert and Fartsy were reunited, and the world was right again.